According to the BBC, Glastonbury are going to provide free toilet paper to everyone at the Festival so we shouldn't take our own.
Hmmm...
This is a great idea with only two minor drawbacks:
1) I reckon it will take until at least the 3rd act on the Pyramid Stage before rolls upon rolls of the stuff is thrown through the air for decorative effect (and why not, pray tell?)
2) I've been 'caught short' before and can tell you, I'm not risking it again. A small but perfectly formed box of toilet paper will be going in my bag as backup. Just in case...
